moving to mexico
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    paul turner
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    moving to mexico

    by paul turner » Mon May 24, 2010 6:24 am

    An anonymous Marine wrote this one. Tongue-in-cheek but to the mark.


    MOVING TO MEXICO

    Dear President Obama:
    I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

    We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

    We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

    I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

    Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

    1. Free medical care for my entire family.

    2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

    3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

    4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

    5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

    6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

    7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

    8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

    9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

    10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

    11.. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

    13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

    14. I want to receive free food stamps..

    15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

    16 I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

    17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

    18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

    I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

    Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!!
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    by paul turner » Mon May 24, 2010 8:15 pm

    Three Presidents did it, yet we never hear about it
    I FOUND THIS TO BE VERY INTERESTING.
    I WONDER WHY IT WAS NEVER BROUGHT UP.




    What did Hoover, Truman, and Eisenhower have in common?

    Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around.
    I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me.

    Back during The Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the
    deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American
    citizens that desperately needed work..

    Harry Truman deported over two million Illegal's after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans'.

    And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million
    Mexican Nationals! The program was called 'Operation Wetback'. It was
    done so WWII and Korean Veterans would have a better chance at jobs.
    It took 2 Years, but they deported them!

    Now...if they could deport the illegal's back then - they could sure do it today.

    lf you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation
    Wetback into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself..
    Reminder:
    Don't forget to pay your taxes...
    12 million Illegal Aliens are depending on you!
    If you ain't crashin', you ain't ridin' :-)
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    by nedirtbikr » Tue May 25, 2010 9:20 am

    Nice post! Between kicking out the ones who DON'T belong here and by neutoring the ones defending them (attorneys/judges/liberal vote seeking politicians,) we'd make a great start in returning America to what it is supposed to be.

    Extreme liberal views/politics have done nothing but drag America down.

    When did breaking the law become a racial issue? I'd like to know when it will be my turn to go to Mexico, hold a 4th of July-type rally in their streets, demand government assistance, demand a job, demand health care, and demand citizenship...just because. And then, when I'm denied, be able to make a stand on "it's because I'm white, right?"

    What a freak'n joke this world (especially the Western world) has become. I ain't in no big hurry to die, but other than the people close to me, there is absolutely NOTHING about this world I will miss.
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    by acjjkamp » Wed May 26, 2010 8:58 pm

    too true
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