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I got a few questions...

- Which is faster? A turtle shot out of a cannon or a volkswagon dropped from an airplane?

- How do I get more top end out of my weedeater?

- I have a Honda snowblower that I'd like to race. How do you think it will do in the whoops? Any suspension recommendations?

- Which is faster? A Doberman crossing the road or a Poodle?

- What's the best oil for my Presto Fry-Daddy?

Thanks for all your help!!!

nedirtbikr wrote:I got a few questions...

- Which is faster? A turtle shot out of a cannon or a volkswagon dropped from an airplane?

I would say the turtle shot out of the cannon would be. Of course it all depends on the size of the load and whether the barrel is a full choke or not.

nedirtbikr wrote:- How do I get more top end out of my weedeater?

I would recommend NOS injection. Weeds live in fear of me.

nedirtbikr wrote:- I have a Honda snowblower that I'd like to race. How do you think it will do in the whoops? Any suspension recommendations?

Check with Dobent on this one. He built a 450X snowblower last year that kicked a$$.

nedirtbikr wrote:- Which is faster? A Doberman crossing the road or a Poodle?

Are we talking standard or toy? How wide is the road? Traffic or closed course? Too many unknowns to answer...

nedirtbikr wrote:- What's the best oil for my Presto Fry-Daddy?

Peanut oil or Maxima Synthetic...I can't remember which is best.

nedirtbikr wrote:Thanks for all your help!!!

Damn I hate to agree with agent but can't find any fault in those answers.
David

Thanks for the answers, AS! If those didn't get answered quick, I would've been sidelined this weekend! Whew!!!

nedirtbikr wrote:Thanks for the answers, AS! If those didn't get answered quick, I would've been sidelined this weekend! Whew!!!

Well I knew you were on your way to Philadelphia and you needed those answers quick...

nedirtbikr wrote:
- Which is faster? A Doberman crossing the road or a Poodle?

Agent wrote:
Are we talking standard or toy? How wide is the road? Traffic or closed course? Too many unknowns to answer...

My question: Was the Doberman chasing the Poodle? That might skew the answer!
Joe

JAWS wrote:nedirtbikr wrote:
- Which is faster? A Doberman crossing the road or a Poodle?

Agent wrote:
Are we talking standard or toy? How wide is the road? Traffic or closed course? Too many unknowns to answer...

My question: Was the Doberman chasing the Poodle? That might skew the answer!
Joe

I would think if the Doberman was amourous and the Poodle wasn't, the Poodle would win.

Sh*t! Amorous or not I think the Poodle would win. Amazing how much speed you get when being chased by something bigger than you... especially with teeth!
Joe

Yep...wouldn't want to miss my Philadelphia ride!

...and, by the way, the answer to the Doberman/Poodle question is: A Raptor would win...as it is the fastest thing known to man (that was a trick question.) You guys are soooo dumb!!!

nedirtbikr wrote:Yep...wouldn't want to miss my Philadelphia ride!

...and, by the way, the answer to the Doberman/Poodle question is: A Raptor would win...as it is the fastest thing known to man (that was a trick question.) You guys are soooo dumb!!!

Dont U mean U guys R so dum???