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WHY MEN ARE RARELY PUBLISHED IN DEAR ABBY.

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:50 pm
by In2deep
Sorry for the multiple lame posts today but... but...
Damn it, I have no excuse.:-P

I got this in an email today...



Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Bob

Re: WHY MEN ARE RARELY PUBLISHED IN DEAR ABBY.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:46 am
by DarthBEWD
In2deep wrote:Sorry for the multiple lame posts today but... but...
Damn it, I have no excuse.:-P

I got this in an email today...



Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Honda CRF450X motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Honda, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Bob





FIXED

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:47 am
by Halen
trouble is with that is... 450's don't leak oil?
:D
Van

true

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:16 am
by DarthBEWD
But if they did, would you take it to be looked at? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:09 am
by Halen
never... I'd just post something here and it would be delt with... IN HOUSE :lol:
Van

ahh

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:13 pm
by DarthBEWD
With DD, JAWS, PT and AS we can count on it being at least poked at.

Re: ahh

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:37 am
by JAWS
DarthBEWD wrote:With DD, JAWS, PT and AS we can count on it being at least poked at.


Whut you say Willis?? It's a little more like a prod than a poke...

Joe

Re: ahh

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:50 am
by Asmith
JAWS wrote:
DarthBEWD wrote:With DD, JAWS, PT and AS we can count on it being at least poked at.


Whut you say Willis?? It's a little more like a prod than a poke...

Joe


Yeah,

and if you want us to work on it, make sure you pull it into the shade. We do our best work there... :lol:

Re: WHY MEN ARE RARELY PUBLISHED IN DEAR ABBY.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:24 am
by nminus1
In2deep wrote:Sorry for the multiple lame posts today but... but...
Damn it, I have no excuse.:-P

I got this in an email today...



Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed my GD Harley was leaking oil all over, for the fourth time since being fixed at the dealer repeatedly, and I cried out, "Why did I pay 25 grand for this POS?!!!.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer,( AGAIN)?

Thanks,
Bob

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