how can I get my woman to quit smoking in the house?
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    cromoly
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    by cromoly » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:38 am

    Holy Land Monster.... she looks like the town sheriff and the waitress at the local diner
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    by djh65 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:47 am

    I think I am damaged for life. That was wrong in so so many ways. And thanks for the pee zee link, that didn't help either. Guess it would be better than having my girl pee on the running boards. lol
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    by acjjkamp » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:22 am

    was she a former East German shot putter or a wrestler?

    damn fugly
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    by Jim » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:58 pm

    Oh my god! I have not had a lot to post about lately, but this one is worth breaking my silence.

    1. Is that real?
    2. What is it?
    3. How can I meet it?

    I knew I was in love when I saw those sausage fingers holding that cigarrete. Fantastic!!!
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    by bt » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:03 pm

    you guys are messed up talking smack about my girl.
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    by cromoly » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:05 pm

    sorry man... I cant keep my eyes off her... she is simply stunning... I am like a deer frozen in headlights...
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    by afc1261 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:31 pm

    simply unflatten Pee-Zee and place the large opening around vulva...........

    (use beavis and butthead voice) Uh,,huh, huh,,,What's a vulva? lol


    Quick! Someone call the peezee company and ask them to tell that girl to stop pissing on the rose bushes!
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    by djh65 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:02 pm

    afc1261 wrote:simply unflatten Pee-Zee and place the large opening around vulva...........

    (use beavis and butthead voice) Uh,,huh, huh,,,What's a vulva? lol


    Quick! Someone call the peezee company and ask them to tell that girl to stop pissing on the rose bushes!


    A "vulva" is a very safe car that people who like to mess up traffic drive.
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    by SoylentGreen » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:22 pm

    Jim wrote:Oh my god! I have not had a lot to post about lately, but this one is worth breaking my silence.

    1. Is that real?
    2. What is it?
    3. How can I meet it?

    I knew I was in love when I saw those sausage fingers holding that cigarrete. Fantastic!!!


    Jim, almost as bad as your avatar, man that thing freaks me out everytime I see it.
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    by uniped » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:37 pm

    Where is the stinkin' moderator when you need them .... this should have been moved to the Ladies Forum long ago!!! C'mon #2, you got some responsibilities here, even if it means taking one for the team


    We must first determine that the initial post did in fact make reference to or resemble in part or in whole in any form any portion of the female gender and then have no similarity or actually be in part, any part of the male gender thus being determined completely unappropriate for this forum, if this is in fact not the appropriate forum for this completely unappropriate post of that completely inappropriate defecation of the yet undetermined gender. in summation I offer no additional valuable information in any way and no intent to making any possible position positive or negative in any fashion no sense is to be made of this post nor is intended. I offer no apologies and take no credit where none is offered or deserved, in no part is any one else affiliated with this post and note expected to agree with this message. Thank you

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    by JimDirt » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:56 pm

    =D> =D> =D>


    Yea !! .... What he said !!!!!


    Prove it !!


    I must insist the Moderator personally take DNA samples from the .......erm....what ever it is !!!
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    by JAWS » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:03 pm

    djh65 wrote:I think I am damaged for life. That was wrong in so so many ways. And thanks for the pee zee link, that didn't help either. Guess it would be better than having my girl pee on the running boards. lol

    Since you seem to so intrigued by the PeeZee, here is a demo on how to use it:
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    by Asmith » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:05 pm

    Nice work Joe!!! :lol:
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    by Eric Mac » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:54 pm

    There are some slides that are trapped in your minds eye like a bad song on the radio that you cant quit singing. Thank you so much for exposing me to that wich will undoubtably haunt me for years to come. I have broken three number two pencils on my forehead trying to poke out my minds eye, with no luck. :x :shock: :evil:
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    by 1stHonda » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:53 pm

    Ahhhhh, the classic reach around, never gets old.
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