Going Riding
  • sycraft
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    Going Riding

    by sycraft » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:30 pm

    Four married guys go riding. After a hour, the following
    conversation took place:
    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
    out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.
    Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continue to ride. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come riding this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 3:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, "riding or sex?"and she said: "Wear your helmet."
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    Skoot22
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    by Skoot22 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:54 pm

    lol... nice
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    by bocephus450x » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:49 am

    I'm gonna try that :lol: :lol:
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    by Old Dude » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:59 am

    With my luck I'd miss a good day of riding.... with the guys :(
    O.D.
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    by 124 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:51 am

    Old Dude wrote:With my luck I'd miss a good day of riding.... with the guys :(
    O.D.


    LOL :lol:
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    Just me
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    by Just me » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:30 pm

    My luck she'd say both and I'd be too tired for one! :P
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    by rocketman » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:56 pm

    Maybe I can get more riding that way! one kind or the other :lol:
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    RLPII
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    by RLPII » Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:40 pm

    You have to wear a helmet for sex - WOW! :lol: :lol:
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